Friday, July 26, 2013

WORLD NEWS : Will and Kate replace baby with Nachos.

Will and Kate replace future King with Nachos


Only days after giving birth to her first child, George Alexander Louis and Britain's newest Prince, Prince William and Kate Middleton have announced that they will be surrendering their child to authorities as they want to spend more time devoting themselves to charity work and eating nachos.

Reports say that Kate could not handle splitting her time between raising a child, charity functions and nachos. Whilst Prince William became aggressive when reporters questioned the move, "Look you chav, I just want to eat nachos!"

Queen Elizabeth is yet to comment on the move but insiders say that she is disappointed and slightly hungry for corn chips.

Kate and Will seen nursing their favourite dish outside Kensington Palace



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  1. UnknownJuly 26, 2013 at 4:13 PM

    I feel that this is probably the correct thing to do. As I work in childcare, I see it all too often, parents who are divided between their favourite snack food and their children. I commend Will and Kate on their decision.

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